Nev didn't plan on writing a spicy novel.
He only meant to help his family, but now he’s broke, roofless, and taking advice from his cousin Suzina.

A woman who once invented her own genre and insists she’s world known. What starts as a quick favour turns into a literary disaster involving two mates, one thieving cattle dog, and Nev being coerced into acting as their gigolo for “research.”

They’re calling it spice. The pub has other opinions.

Another deluded smut adventure from The Author Regrets series, where good intentions meet bad ideas and call it art.

Content Warning:
• Misguided smut attempts
• Thieving red cattle dog
• Erotic attempts thwarted by work
• Excessive beer drinking
• Cult of Nan
• Mild swearing of the Aussie sort

🌕 The Rusty Bucket Literary Society has spoken. The Reviews are in.

Notes on the Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog
The Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog, commonly known as the Stumpy, is a naturally bobtailed or tailless medium-sized cattle dog closely related to the Australian Cattle Dog. The Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog and the Australian Cattle Dog share Halls Heeler origin.